Going home for Thanksgiving presents a number of dilemmas for all of us here at Gawker.com. For instance, how do we get high? Also, how do we explain our jobs in a way that makes it seem like we're in an even semi-respectable line of work?

Having to describe, and re-describe, Gawker to the middle aged might be the least desirable task of the holidays. It is a heavy burden that we carry.

Anyway, how do you guys do it?