Yesterday, after reading Rich's post about Willow Smith and "those systematic French fries the government feeds us," I noticed that, much like her brother Jaden, she too has accepted Smithology as her one and true religion and is fated to spread its teachings across the globe. I then wondered: Is Willow better at Twitter than Jaden? Does she, the youngest Smith child, actually possess a greater understanding of the universe and all that it contains? Or — and this is a theory of mine — maybe Jaden ghostwrites her tweets? (alternate alternate theory: What if Trey, the eldest, is the mastermind behind both their accounts?) Whatever the case, here's hoping these two never stop tweeting. We're so much better for it.
Below, the path to enlightenment awaits you!
The Moment That Truth Is Organized It Becomes A Lie.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 5, 2014
but the truth is, the only one that needs to validate you is you.
— Willow (@OfficialWillow) May 21, 2014
People Think A RelationShip Makes You Whole, That It's Two 50%'s Coming Together To Make 100% When It Should Be Two 100%'s Making 200%•••
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 5, 2014
u r not ur body
— Willow (@OfficialWillow) May 27, 2014
Instagram Depresses Me.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 13, 2013
depression is not an answer, it's a question.
— Willow (@OfficialWillow) June 17, 2014
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2013
creation is love. therefore love is creation. finding yourself doesn't make sense. cause you don't exist yet.
— Willow (@OfficialWillow) June 5, 2014
Plant Some Stuff.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 20, 2013
what is the answer to life ....
— Willow (@OfficialWillow) July 30, 2012
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 2, 2013
your mind is continuously manufacturing reality.
— Willow (@OfficialWillow) June 9, 2014
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 2, 2014
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