Because my car knowledge is pretty "broom broom"-level, I asked the experts at Jalopnik, "What car would you buy if someone had just paid you $544,000 to work in a strip club for 4 months?" You know, hypothetically.
Farrah Abraham, an actual human being for whom that situation is reality, chose the Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG sedan. According to the experts, she did okay. Not bad. Probably should have gone for the wagon.
Jason Torchinsky: Great question. I'd probably buy a dozen old shitboxes of various kinds.
Andrew Collins: alligator green Suburban on 30" rims... Raph shared it earlier
Raphael Orlove: yeah, that exact car. I would get that.
Jason Torchinsky: A Nissan Pao, a 2CV, VW Thing, Renault 4CV.
Andrew Collins: Jason, nobody who works at a strip club in America also knows what a Renalut 4CV is
Damon Lavrinc: If you're going for just pure conspicous consumption because you don't know any better a Bentley Continental GT Convertible is it
Andrew Collins: second Damon
Jason Torchinsky: You could do a Tesla, if you wanted to make a different statement, and have plenty of cash lft over
Jason Torchinsky: if I really wanted to blow money, I'd get a Singer 911 or an Icon something.
Tom McParland: As the resident "car buying" writer I would buy a Mercedes E63 Wagon and a Porsche Cayman GTS...then save the rest.
Jay Hathaway: Tom, Farrah Abraham went for the non-wagon. That was her answer.
Jason Torchinsky: it's a fine car
Jason Torchinsky: I had one for WIB
Tom McParland: Not bad Farrah...but now I want to change my answer...nope I would still get the wagon
Raphael Orlove: that is one fast way to spend something north of a hundred grand
Best of luck to Farrah in her future endeavors.