Battle of the Twitter Teen Mystics: Jaden vs. Willow

Yesterday, after reading Rich's post about Willow Smith and "those systematic French fries the government feeds us," I noticed that, much like her brother Jaden, she too has accepted Smithology as her one and true religion and is fated to spread its teachings across the globe. I then wondered: Is Willow better at Twitter than Jaden? Does she, the youngest Smith child, actually possess a greater understanding of the universe and all that it contains? Or — and this is a theory of mine — maybe Jaden ghostwrites her tweets? (alternate alternate theory: What if Trey, the eldest, is the mastermind behind both their accounts?) Whatever the case, here's hoping these two never stop tweeting. We're so much better for it.

Below, the path to enlightenment awaits you!

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