The coolest thing about the 21st century is living in a time where even our physical space is structured in a large part by a huge alien force. It's pushing the metaphor way too far but these apartments are like Amazon Wikipedia books and spambots; fucked up artifacts of human-created systems that have removed themselves from human control or comprehension.
I would totally live there.
I want pics of where you live now. No no, don't take out those bales of carefully stacked newspapers and don't upset all the iguanas.
You do not want pics of where I live now.
Okay now I REALLY do.
Well, if you’re ever in South Bushwick, gimme a ring and I’ll show you what you’re missing.
You here? email@example.com
lol trotter i'm a MARRIED MAN
“I want pics of where you live now.”