What are you talking about, man? Those disgusting shorts alone should get him banned for lyfe. Seriously they look like gauchos or some shit. This is not a grown-ass man's pair of shorts. He's saying he's terrified to show his legs and so now he'll resort to wearing gauchos.
Yeah but shit clothes can come off.
Oh totally. Of course they can. But I'm questioning how good this guy is gonna be in the sack. He has a fantastic upper body, no doubt. But those gauchos make it seem like he would be a real douchebag in bed.
Always my point. For me, good DNA/sexy swagger trumps just about any misguided fashion choice (though my ex taught me that if you're on the fence about somebody, let his shoes dictate your decision).
I want to know this shoe theory!
Strongly, strongly agree.